TRC Writes a Story

I have TRC dictate a journal to me about once a week (I try to, at least). He likes to throw in stories now and then to keep things interesting, and I thought I'd share today's with you:

Once upon a time, there was an old king who lived faaaaaaaaar in the distance, and he and his queen were searching for gold, but instead of gold, trash was everywhere. Everywhere they dug, trash was in their way, and they couldn't find gold. But one day, they went into a mine and got lost, but they found some gol