This has nothing to do with my book, which you should still...

This has nothing to do with my book, which you should still totally buy. I just wanted to note that, yes, this is my dog. This is our life.

It’s from this xojane piece, where the moral of the story is mostly that whatever fancy shit you buy your pets, they probably just wanna play with twisty ties and shredded towels.

Not my dog, however.

Not my dog.

Cheap dog food makes him break out in hives.