Heres a lttle ditty....

Oh my god the sun is shining! if that is not enough to make you smile try reading this..
Found this piece of advice in The Perpetual Almanack, an indispensable tool!
Cut nails on a Monday, cut them for healthCut them on a Tuesday, cut them for wealthCut them on a Wednesday, cut them for newsCut them on a Thursday, a pair of new shoesCut them on a Friday, cut them for sorrowCut them on a Saturday, see your true love tomorrowBut cut them on a Sunday, your safety seekFor old Nick'll have you the rest of the week!