What I REALLY Did (No Crossed Fingers This Time!)

Okay, I've left you dangling for far too long, but I did promise Tuesday, and it's Tuesday, so here it goes.

The seven statements were:

1. I've lived through a civil war and escaped it.

2.  I've kissed a prince.

3.  I've slapped a 250 pound professional wrestler across the face during a live performance and got away with it.

4. I've bumped noses with a real shark, out in the ocean, no glass, no wires between us.

5.  I've eaten goanna meat.

6.  I've waltzed in the snow.

7. I've attended a reception...