It's Not Too Late! You Can Get A Commercialized Date!

So you spent the commercialized day alone? No one dialed your phone? I guess the guy in the diaper neglected you. Never fear, I'll help you out at my zoo. Here are some picks to perk up some ummm errr wicks.

I'll change your diaper baby
No way, not even a maybe.
Click here to enlarge your gift.
You're already so large, you clearly aren't swift.

Con u luv me today?
I don't think so at my bay.
I want roses damn it!
Hmm direct, just a bit.

Move over, momma is ready for you.
You belong in a zoo.
Lets help cupids arruw along.
Sorry, you spelled it wrong.

From me to you
Nothing! Indian giver at your zoo.
My sis said you'd love me
She lied, sorry!

I share my roys
No way hosa, not into boys.
I'm ready for doody.
Smells like roses or fruity?

I'll be your fair fary.
Only one I or things get hairy?
Scroll down for more details.
If I scroll down will I find umm tails?

Werk on your skills cry babies.
Do you have a form of rabies?
Life could be best with me.
My ears may bleed at my sea.

Top pick on my twitter feed.
I bet you help all in need.
Not a good time for me but oh well.
Yourself you really can sell.

Don't message me if you are old, hairy, shy, double dipper
What if it is still umm chipper?
Clothes make me feel naked.
Bet your brain suffered from bake it.

Swim in the waters with me.
Sorry, too cold at our sea.
Baby, its bold outside.
Shouldn't bold be cause for pride?

So there you go. I can forward them to your show. Just ask the cat and you could have a lover of doody there in no time flat. Some even share roys, I hear they are lifelike toys. You could have a lass of a whole other class all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.