The not movie-goer

You may have already worked out that my appreciation of the smartphone, etc., technology more or less matches in reverse my only slightly advancedyears, yes?

So you won’t be astounded to learn that I like to sit in an armchair and watch my lovely Bravia screen – I hasten to add it’s the smallest one … umm … 38? – would that be right? Do you measure ‘em diagonally? I’ll charge off into the loungeroom and do it. Don’t go away, and that’s an order …!

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