10 ways to tell if your Valentine is The One You Cannot Have

1. They have logged into whatsapp thrice since you sent that ‘hello’, it’s been eight hours now and you still haven’t got a reply. (Real valentines reply back within 15 minutes unless they are on a flight to U.S and their phone is switched off. And even if they are, they reply soon on landing!)
2. You send a message wishing ‘Happy Valentines’ and you get a reply asking ‘Who is this?’ (Run!)
3.You have posted photos of you getting an award, photos of you on that vacation or photos of something that you are proud of. The whole world and their aunt and dog have liked it. But they haven’t even seen it. (No, they aren’t that busy. They are not interested in your life. Accept it!)
4.You have sent them an email and there is no response for more than 24 hours. (Yes, we know. They have been sooooo busy with ‘too many things’)
5.They gift you something that would be suitable to give as a gift to a boss or a colleague. 
6.Worse, they don’t  gift you anything at all.
7.You log in to Facebook and discover their photos on a night out with their friends when you were supposed to have met for a date.
8.You call up at midnight to wish them on their special occasion and their phone continuously engaged. Next morning they tell you that they were so tired that they slept off.
9.You haven’t spoken on the phone for more than five days and when you login to Facebook, you suddenly see a change in their relationship status.
10. If all  of the above or even one of the above has happened to you, don’t worry. There is always this ! Get it for yourself—it is cheaper than diamonds, wine, teddy bears or any of those other crappy valentine stuff.
Besides, it will stay with you, never leave you, will comfort you and be your best friend. Forever! I promise :)

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