On Happily Ever After

'I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.' 'What happened to "bibbity bobbity boo"?' Cal asked Min. 'That was Disney, honey,' Min said. 'It wasn't a documentary.' - Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me