My tweets

Wed, 14:33 : Oh Starbucks card, the time we've had together has been caffeinatedly magical but i fear our time is coming to an end... will miss you! Wed, 14:47 : Good morning, space cowboys! You're all looking well today! Wed, 16:53 : Dear normal people: How do you stand it?! Wed, 18:07 : If I Kickstart a new Simon Canderous novel, at what stretch goal $ amount do I add in the death of @PatrickRothfuss? Decisions, decisions... Wed, 20:26 : If any of you end up snowed in, just remember, kids: Human bacon is the tastiest of the bacons. #PreparingLongPig Thu, 00:59 : Sorry, fellow Penguin authors w/ June/July books.. I think this storm is going to cancel my sales call to B&N College! Will reschedule! Thu, 01:42 : If I keep getting snowed in like this, the two little blonde girls in my hallway are probably right... I will have to "correct" my family Thu, 02:35 : Typo of the evening: "Clothes your eyes, Alexandra." #amwriting #allprofessionallike