I Have a Random UNDEAD AND UNDERMINED MOMENT

From the upcoming UNDEAD AND UNDERMINED (and no, I'm not tellin' whose head it is). Or where they are. Or what happens next. Or what happened before. Suck it, asshats!
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Yep, it was totally disgusting, but I was way too exhilerated to care. So I booted the head in the chin, thinking that if it was bowling night I'd just toss the nasty thing right down the gutter. And the queen of the vampires picks up the split! "Didn't see that coming," I chortled, "Didja?"
"Betsy!" Jessica hurried...