Things you won't see me wearing in my driveway – Bathrobes

Every morning when I walk my dog, it is inevitable. I always see at least one person leave his or her house in a bathrobe. They may be fetching the paper or taking out trash or kissing a spouse goodbye for the day. I just want to say you will never see me in my driveway wearing a bathrobe. Not only do I not believe in bathrobes — I subscribe to the "get dressed after shower" school of thought — I don't believe in wearing them outside of the four walls of one's house. So in case any paparazzo ...