More, More, More...That's How I Like It.

There are a few things I need more of in my life, right now. They include:

1) Kickass metaphors.

2) Avocados.

3) The Violent Films cranked up to 11.

4) All animals of the pygmy variety—goat, hedgehog, owl, marmoset, elephant, etc.

5) Vampire Films starring George Hamilton. Love at First Bite was just not enough.

6) Sexy time with my man. I am an HVAC widow until spring.

7) Deviled Egg trays. I’ve never collected anything and I think it’s time to start.

8) Irish fisherman sweaters. 

9) Irish fisherman.

10) Guest Bloggers.

11) Some form of exercise that I don’t despise, which basically eliminates everything except drunk kayaking.

12) Laughter…leave me joke in the comments section…the bawdier, the better.

13) The lake.