Another Time With A Spotlight Rhyme!

So movies and Rhyme Time ABC. May as well combine the two at my sea. Heck why not? Could make a good plot. The movie triva abc killer. Could be the next big thriller.

A is for Alien that big drooly thing.
It was not mammalian but its tongue could cling.
B gets some Bad News Bears who play ball.
They need to climb some stairs like at old one eye's hall.

C is for Con Air which was a bad thought.
Shouldn't it dawn on a pair about some evil plot?
D is for Duma that big spotted cat.
Evan a puma would sure love that.

E is for Elf the shower peeper.
Off the shelf he can be quite the creeper.
F is for Flipper that sea faring thing.
Get me a clipper and I'll have lunch at my wing.

G is for Go, it just popped in.
Search high and low in the used bin.
H goes for Harry and The Henderson crew.
He may seem scary with his very full hairdo.

I is for Indiana Jones, except that last one.
Bury the fourth with bones, a whole friggin ton.
J is for Jimmy Hollywood the pathetic loon.
He never understood he did not live in a cartoon.

K jumps into Karate Kid action with a wax on.
You might end up in traction is wax off is a con.
L makes you a Lethal Weapon by the light of day.
Just watched where you're steppin at night, okay?

M is for Mannequin one and not number two.
The first was fun the second was poo.
N is for New Kids and their carnival plight.
Kids flip their lids and bring a big fight.

O is for Open Range and lots of cows.
I think cows are strange, prefer one who meows.
P goes to Point of No Return which is near.
But none I will spurn today with my rhyming rear.

Q is for Quiz Show and its trivia stuff.
Those not in the know end up in a huff.
R brings a Roger Rabbit with his craze.
It's a bad habit to see birds when in a daze.

S is a Short Circuit but its alive.
Just figure out how to work it and you'll survive.
T is a Top Gun with a need for speed.
Look, some video game fun decided to take seed.

U is for Unstoppable times two, each a load of crap.
Burn either one at your zoo if they enter your map
V brings Varsity Blues and another ball.
But that isn't news as they give plays a call

W brings a Weekend at Bernies and a dead smell.
Those monopoly tourneys can really raise hell.
X dances to a Xanadu that is quite a miss.
But such news isn't new over its rainbow bliss.

Y features Yes Man and its yes ways.
A flash in the pan compared to the no craze.
Z is for Zapped, up goes the skirt.
Sure won't be trapped and easy to flirt.

Now I am done my two in one. Hope it was fun. But if a movie trivia abc killer comes to your door, don't blame my shore. But if you must you can Scream and shout something crass before you die at my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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