Tuesday Updates: About that Happily Ever After

I’ve had the flu, so this week’s Castle Life update will be a (very) short fairy tale, starring me.

Once Upon a Time
Chapter 1

A girl met her prince. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married. *

Chapter 2.

He brought her to his castle and they lived happily ever after.**

The End***

*Okay, so thirty years of life happened between Chapters 1 and 2. They included:

MONTHS

SPENT:

36

Pregnant

96

Changing diapers

192

Getting off...