A Little dVerse From Kind Of Hum!

Today for dVerse we are going to see the junk senders names that email me. We already went down the junk road a time or two. But we never made the names come due. So away we go as a from hum will show.

It's Gadgets and Gear.
Might want to protect your rear.
Then we have Canadadrives.
I bet it saves lives.

If not they can use -SUPPORT-
Warning! You might end up in court.
There is always Hornymatches.com though.
Those gadgets could come in handy you know.

Stealth Attraction will show you the way.
Learn to be sneaky at your bay.
Oh my! It's Watches Online!
Not where I got mine.

VipStockReports just for you.
I'm so special I get two.
Strategies of Deduction.
Use a gadget that has suction?

Proactiv Special Offer just for me!
I am so lucky at my sea.
Job Support is hounding the cat.
I don't work, so scat!

Free Par-tay is on today!
Come join the par-tay fray.
University of Phoenix wants me too.
That is so far from my zoo.

LivingSocial is just not me.
I like being a hermit and living care free.
SeniorPeopleMeet.com is after the cat as well.
Do I look old and senile where I dwell?

Live Cam wants me to look.
Sorry, not taking the hook.
My Real Income Online!
Fake, even to this feline.

Pharmacy is open for all.
Viagra seems to be the only thing on their wall.
Female Seduction is at play.
Come use suction better at our bay.

Self Improvement is just what I need.
I have too much gas at my feed.
And the worst junk of all,
Facebook wants me to post on their wall.

Most of these names tend to be dirty, flirty or rich. What happen to from Bob, Fred or Mitch? Whoever named these people needs to be spayed. They also need a name trade. Now I will go work on getting that gas out of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.