July Ends With Rejection; August Begins With One

In case you were wondering, Chelsea never called, never emailed, never even apologized for my invitation getting there too late for her wedding, which leads me to suspect maybe she never invited me in the first place.


Steven Spielberg, the sweetie, didn't go either, presumably as a protest to my lack of invitation. Next time he comes, I'll let him play with my Close Encounters Of The Third King Space Alien Plastic Figurine (he can play with Scooter too if he wants).

But now it's August, time to...