Rules to Riding Shotgun

It is gorgeous here today which means I get to go to for a ride over to the park. Like Doublemint gum, ‘Double your pleasure, double your fun’. What’s really fun is riding shotgun but when you’re competing with your family members for this coveted position there are rules to follow. Here’s a cheat sheet to help out.

1. You must ‘bark’ shotgun to stake your claim.

2. It must be barked outside, not when you hear ‘Wanna go for a ride?”

3. Barking shotgun must be within sight of the dogmobile. If it...