Interview with a Succubus
Today, I’ve got a very special guest. It’s Lilith Straight, the star of Straight to Hell. She’s agreed to answer a few questions about her life as a succubus, what Hell is like, and her feelings towards William Benedict.
Thanks for being here today, Lilith. Tell me, what’s it like being a succubus?
It isn’t fun, let me tell you. One of the worst things is that I feel like someone is always looking over my shoulder. I mean, there are doorways to Hell all over my house, and the demons think they can pop in on me no matter what I’m doing! They have no sense of boundaries. Sometimes, I feel like an animal in a cage at the zoo. But if I try to pop in on them, they get very cranky.
What’s Hell really like?
It might surprise you to know that Hell is either really boring or really scary. There’s no middle ground. There aren’t any torture chambers (that I’ve seen anyway), but there are endless, bleak hallways, poor lighting, and gray carpeting. Then there are the demons. My overlord, Miss Spry, is the thing that nightmares are made from. One evil look from her makes my heart stop and has me pleading for mercy.
How does William Benedict fit into your life?
He doesn’t. William does what he wants when he wants to. I admit that there are times when he is good company, and he’s given me a lot of advice about how to endure Hell. However, Mostly, he’s an arrogant, egotistical bastard. Admittedly a sexy, arrogant bastard. But still.
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