The Adventures of Jane and Thorin, Part the Second

Thorin: Miss Austen! Jane: Yes, your majesty? Thorin: Perhaps it has escaped your notice, madam, but you are at present under threat of a troll attack. Troll: HELLO! I AM TROLL! Jane: Oh…yes, I see. Thorin: It would be my honour to defend you against this abominable creature, madam. Jane: I hardly think that necessary, […]