The Many Faces of The Hoff

There are few people as fascinating as David Hasselhoff. I mean, the Baywatch, the Jesus-like celebrity status in Germany, the night of drunk, shirtless cheeseburger-eating while lounging on the floor…it's all glorious.

So when I happened upon him this afternoon while shopping I was pleased to be in his midst. Who wouldn't be?

Little did I know the gem that would come wafting from his mouth moments later.

Date D'Jour was trying on dress after dress for an event they're attending. She seems...