My tweets

Fri, 14:42 : Never forget, aspiring writers: There's always someone who will gladly eff you over for your words. Remember: Money flows TO the author! Fri, 17:51 : Some days I worry that I haven't done enough to save humanity, then I remember I write kick ass books. #humanibragian Fri, 18:08 : Hey, I just took the Which Lovecraftian Elder God Are You? quiz and got AIEAAAAAAADGFLHHRKYHRQH!!!!!! Fri, 18:41 : And now? STAPLING TIME!!! (aka Most Writers Have At Least Two Jobs) #amstapling Fri, 19:01 : Preparing sales materials for July & "How The White Trash Zombie Got Her Groove Back"... really, @dianarowland? :P Sat, 01:19 : RT @ChuckWendig: Mad props to @LAGilman on her new book deal with Saga! #highfive Sat, 01:22 : Do you miss me talking w/other author's about their awesome books? I miss me talking w/other author's about their awesome books! Sat, 04:40 : Good night, characters. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.