Why English Classes Suck...

English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills

Shakespeare: Excuse you

John Green: Excuse you

The BBC: Excuse you

Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE

CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES

BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?

Hussie: *mad laughter*

Himaruya: I'll make you wish they could die