Department of Weekend Reading: February 7, 2014

Dear America: You are officially no longer that special.
Good luck finding Jesse Ventura now.
The great Velveeta shortage of 2014.
Single rhino horn stolen from Michael Flatley’s mansion and other news from the week that was.
Koch brothers get billions in food stamps stripped from farm bill, their own subsidies intact.
Charlie Chaplin’s Limelight novella finally published.
Welcome to Sochi: You have been hacked.
Drought-ridden California, as seen from space.
Less orange: replacing sodium-vapor street...