TENTACLES!

So...tentacles. Specifically, in m/m. Look, you'll either like them or you won't, and nothing I say will change your mind. 
*whispers* I like them! 
But if you want to dip your toes into the dark, mysterious waters of tentacle sex, here's a good place to start. My three favourite m/m (m/something else?) tentsex stories: 


The Tentacle Monster Everyone Wanted, by Evie Kiels 

This free, fun, and surprisingly sweet story is all about the tentacles. But more than that, it's all about the boy with the tentacles -- Kip -- who is lonely, unloved (except for his sister, who's off to join the Peace Corp) and still suffering from being rejected by Aniket, his high school crush, when they both realised the same night he was a tentacle monster. Then, years later, Aniket walks back into his life. 
Most tentacle stuff I've read is all about the alien non-con, but not here. Here, the monster is just a sweet young guy with some unusual biology. 
Read this one, guys. It's super short, super fun, and has some seriously hot scenes going on. Check this out even if you don't like tentacles, because Kip is such a lovely character that it won't take you long to see past them. 




Gay Tentacles From Space! by Charlotte Mistry

First of all, ignore the title, the cover, and probably the blurb. This isn't cheesy like you think it is. We all know how it's going to go, right? Sexy, cocky guy gets entangled and ravished by a tentacle monster, and has the forced-gay time of his life. 
Well it kind of goes there, but for starters the writing is better that. There's some nice world building that you don't usually get in shorts like these, but more than that it's atmospheric. I mean that. This isn't PWP tentacle sex, this is almost a horror story. It's dark and weird, and the ending was really, really unexpectedly creepy and wonderful. 
Much more than I was expecting! 



And now, the best for last: Kraken, by M Caspian

I thought I knew was I was getting into -- a smutty piece of fluff with a man who is molested by a tentacle monster but it's okay because he likes it in the end. That is not this book. This book is creepy. I said that, right? It's the word I keep coming back to. 
It has the following elements: 
1. A monster. See title. Check. 2. An isolated location. An island. Check. 3. Creepy locals. You know those assholes know exactly what's going on, but you don't know whose side they're on. Check. 4. A guy who wanders into the middle of everything and happens to be the next chosen sacrifice. Check. 
But that's not all this book has got. It's got a fantastic sense of place -- the descriptions of the landscapes weren't just visual, they were visceral. The island has it's own history, of both its people and its industries. And the atmosphere just gets creepier and creepier, like the rolling fog in a 1940's gothic film. The details here are fantastic. I don't want to give any spoilers, so I'll just say -- the birds! Oh my god, the birds! There are so many layers here, that I will definitely be rereading it, and at a slower pace this time so I don't miss a thing. 

Make no mistake. Kraken is not romance. What Kraken does is take the basic set-up of a romance and twist it around until you realise you're looking at a horror and you have been since the very beginning. 
This is a great book if you like darker fiction. Dip your toes into these waters, and I guarantee you'll be back for more. 
And I'll be interviewing M Caspian soon on my blog, so stay tuned for that! 
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Published on February 07, 2014 00:28
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message 1: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 07, 2014 02:31AM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Wheeee... I luveeee this post.


Frankly, that first book didn't do it for me. The second and the last was tent-sex divinity. <3

I am eggcited for that interview. When is that?



message 2: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "Wheeee... I luveeee this post.


Frankly, that first book didn't do it for me. The second and the last was tent-sex divinity. <3

I am eggcited for that interview. When is that?"


The interview will be as soon as I get organised to send the questions, and then whenever M. gets back to me.


message 4: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Anything you want me to ask ?:)


message 5: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 07, 2014 03:09AM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) I wish. But it might backfired and I might be hated for it. LOL. Not everyone could take that special kinky yet life-giving word lightly.

Anyways, I have already asked it in my review. :P


message 6: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "I wish. But it might backfired and I might be hated for it. LOL"

Lol! PM me if you want.


message 7: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 07, 2014 03:17AM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Nay, I've already bravely said it in my review. Might as well say it here. It's just that I am not sure if M. Caspian would appreciate being asked if mpreg would be next in his/her future tent-sex books *hopeful* (view spoiler)


message 8: by Vanessa (new)

Vanessa North Yay, tentacles! :D


message 9: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "Nay, I've already bravely said it in my review. Might as well say it here. It's just that I am not sure if M. Caspian would appreciate being asked if mpreg would be next in his/her future tent-sex ..."

No harm in asking!


message 10: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Vanessa wrote: "Yay, tentacles! :D"

So much fun, right?


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ Most fave post of the year lol

And GTFS was WAY better than that cover and title, even. Def a horror type story with some surprises and an ending that was like whooooaaaaa.

Tentacle Monster is sweet!! and hot and ... real, yes real in the emotions lol.

Kraken = CREEPY HORROR and so much fun while doing it.

Yay for this post!


Karma♥Bites ^.~ Aw, hell. And I used to love spicy octopus. :|


message 13: by Jyanx (new)

Jyanx Excellent. Tentacles are such fun. Good question Kyn I was wondering the same thing.


Debra ~~ seriously slacking on her reviews ~~ Sorry, but as I know I've mentioned in one of Kynthos reviews, the only tentacles I think I can take are the ones that are deep fried and on a plate. Glad you're all enjoying these though. :)


message 15: by Jyanx (new)

Jyanx Debra wrote: "Sorry, but as I know I've mentioned in one of Kynthos reviews, the only tentacles I think I can take are the ones that are deep fried and on a plate. Glad you're all enjoying these though. :)"

Love those too.


message 16: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Or as sushi *drools*


Debra ~~ seriously slacking on her reviews ~~ Now I'm getting hungry.


Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Hey! you all lay off those sexy tentacles. *swatting off hungry hands*

Uhm.. I love sushi and those deep fried calamari too. *licks lips


message 19: by Jyanx (new)

Jyanx Now I'm hungry for food I can't get. Sushi would be so tasty, or calamari. *sigh*


message 20: by Giulio (last edited Feb 07, 2014 09:15AM) (new)


message 21: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper


message 22: by Jyanx (new)

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message 23: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Coffee meet screen!

;D


message 25: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Uh oh Spiderman!


♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣ Steelwhisper wrote: ""

Such. A. Tease.


message 27: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 07, 2014 07:18PM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) Thanks for the food people.

Here's my contribution....



http://i57.tinypic.com/2jfd5s1.gif
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HG...
(for some reason, the picture aren't showing here, so you will need to click that link)

And you'll have to read about this phenomena - http://www.ripleys.com/weird/daily-do...

Yes, I am feeling impish this morning >:D


message 29: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Lol!


message 30: by Jane (new)

Jane Harper I had absolutely no interest in tentacle sex until I read Kraken (and did so only because y'all raved about it so much). Because before all the horrible non-con podding stuff, it was actually kind of sexy.


message 31: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Jane wrote: "I had absolutely no interest in tentacle sex until I read Kraken (and did so only because y'all raved about it so much). Because before all the horrible non-con podding stuff, it was actually kind ..."

It was, right? Seriously, if you want sweeter, try The Tentacle Monster Everyone Wanted.


message 32: by Steelwhisper (last edited Feb 07, 2014 11:37PM) (new)

Steelwhisper Heh. Is it assured that they are actually hacking the brains off? Because to me it looks as if this octopus got most of its stomach and stuff hacked off, but the brains actually reside pretty close to between its tentacles and the beak? So if you then pour salty soy sauce directly into the open alive body cavity, then I'm pretty sure I'd react as an alive, but dying octopus to that.

Emma, you read that book about cephalopods, where is that bloody brain and doesn't that poor creature still have it?


message 33: by Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) (last edited Feb 08, 2014 12:19AM) (new)

Kynthos-the-Archer (Kyn) I can be sure of one think.... it freaks me out *skin crawling* And, I wanted to post it here to freak you guys out too. So ya all could join the goosebumps bandwagon.

I have seen on TV Japanese peeps eating those still squirming jellyfishes. When I look at that plate of squirming slimy mass, I was like... NOOOOOOOOOOO ((((;゜Д゜)))

Please don't eat anything that is still moving.


message 34: by Jyanx (new)

Jyanx Kynthos-the-Archer wrote: "I can be sure of one think.... it freaks me out *skin crawling* And, I wanted to post it here to freak you guys out too. So ya all could join the goosebumps bandwagon.

I have seen on TV Japanese ..."


*shivers*


message 35: by Crispy (new)

Crispy Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other two suggestions look promising....


message 36: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Crispy wrote: "Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other two suggestions look promising...."

The Tentacle Monster Everyone Wanted is incredibly sweet and lovely. GTFS definitely edges toward creepy horror.

I loved Kraken though :)


message 37: by Crispy (new)

Crispy Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other two suggestions look promising...."

The Tentacle Monster Everyone Wa..."


You would probably like Kari Gregg's story in Bump in the Night then, it's chock full of briny mother love. I'm reading one of Charlotte Mistry's now, Gay Alien Erotica Bundle (don't ask!) it's very good and surprisingly tentacly :D


message 38: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other two suggestions look promising...."

The Tentacle Monste..."


Oh, I have read Kari Gregg's tentacle story in Bump in the Night. It was slimy and awesome!


message 39: by Crispy (new)

Crispy Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other two suggestions look promising...."

The ..."


Yes it was and I swore I would never read another tent tale ever again! Somehow I ended up reading Kraken, it's like peer pressure but instead of jumping off the monkey bars and landing on my head because my friends suggested it....


message 40: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other two suggestions look promisi..."

Lol! *whispers* Give in to the tentacles, Crispy. You know you want to!


message 41: by Crispy (new)

Crispy Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other two suggestio..."

I should have suspected you of having deviant tentacly tendencies - I'm sure there was A TENTACLE in Dark Space.


message 42: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Lisa wrote: "Crispy wrote: "Kraken was eggcruciating, definitely one for the horror aficionados not lovers of tentacly tenderness. The other ..."

Well, it was never specified, but there may have been. :)


message 43: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper *Chuckles*

As long as no one starts with dinosaurs...


message 44: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Steelwhisper wrote: "*Chuckles*

As long as no one starts with dinosaurs..."


I tried to tell my sister about dinosaur porn. She didn't believe me, so I showed her on Amazon. I may have scarred her for life.


message 45: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Errrr...

I read some Dino-porn. What can I say? HOT!


message 46: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Steelwhisper wrote: "Errrr...

I read some Dino-porn. What can I say? HOT!"


Is it bad that the only reason I've passed so far is because it's m/f?
And maybe a little bit because I don't believe a t-rex could pick up a woman with those tiny, tiny arms. I mean, you can only suspend disbelief so far, right? :)


message 47: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper How about a raptor? ;)


message 48: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Steelwhisper wrote: "How about a raptor? ;)"

Well then, that could work! Is there any m/m dino porn?


message 49: by Steelwhisper (new)

Steelwhisper Heh, if not, then there should be! ;D


message 50: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Henry Steelwhisper wrote: "Heh, if not, then there should be! ;D"


OMG. Of Course there is. I am now the proud owner of "Horny Thumbs of the Iguanadon (Gay Dinosaur Erotica) (University of Dinosaurs)".

This shit just got real.


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