You have some explaining to do, John Boy.

I watched the Project Runway season premier last night.  I realize that this may sound odd coming from a man who professes to despise the fashion industry, but I find the creative demands of the show to be fascinating. 

In last night's episode, one of the designers, a twenty-something female designer, was preparing to go to sleep.  As the lights were turned out, she called out, "Goodnight, John Boy."

This is a reference to The Waltons, a television show about a family growing up in a...