Distractions from writing

I am to decorating as a fish is to riding a bike, but I am having to strip old woodchip wallpaper from a spare bedroom. Why? Because I'd like to have a summer house in my garden. My garden is small so I need to be rid of two old sheds. I can't demolish the sheds until I move garden equipment into the garage. I can't move anything more into the garage until I move stuff out — including a bed and furniture. Guess where they are going to go?

On my visit to family last weekend I spotted a copy of ...