Cat Number One, the Evil Genius

So, I have two cats. Like all cats, they are furry little troublemakers. They like lounging belly-up in the sun, attacking passing feet, and flopping off of furniture when they get too excited.


These two often vocalize their problems. Not just problems, really... they talk about everything. Cat Number One, especially, thinks he's practically speaking human. Anytime he wants attention he'll chirp and meow in a constant, conversational stream, and he won't stop until he gets what he wants. I usu...