An Open Letter to Agents

First, let me say that I know at least one very lovely agent. I have met others at events over the years, all of whom have appeared to be nice people.

However, when I tried, a fewmonths ago, to seek representation, as the phrase goes, I met a brick wall. On most agencies' websites there are submission guidelines, which unfortunately omit those to already published authors who are quite happy with their current publisher. Like me. So, on the advice of other authors in many genres, I began emailing agents outlining the situation. Out of the dozen or so I emailed over the period of a month, a couple at a time, only three responded. The first said he already had a stable of authors and if he took on another it would be a debut author whom he could build. Well, I understood that. The second, a young lady newly going it alone, said she hadn't the resources to deal with me. (!) The third, another young lady with what seems to be a very up-to-date approach and list, came back enthusiastically and asked me to tell her exactly what we could do for each other. I answered, and that was the last I heard of her.

None of the others, even those recommended by their own existing clients, ever came back to me. Now, I know only too well how the hunt for representation/publication goes. I know a LOT of aspiring writers and I know what the advice to them is, too. "You are in for a LONG wait". Yup. I'm still waiting.

I think, from the honest reply of that first agent, that they don't see the percentages adding up. I am already under contract for the next book, but instead of a three book contract which is usual, we stopped at one, because my publishers know I'm looking for an agent, so if I get one, we will need to renegotiate.

The reason I'm looking, having been perfectly happy up until now, is that there were approaches made which weren't followed up quickly enough just because I didn't have an agent. My publishers are very good - I'm still with them thirteen books in - but they have expanded and have a large list, so I can't expect them to be nurturing my career to the exclusion of all others!

So, what I'm asking is: how do I approach agents? What am I doing wrong? I'm not a beginner, and I actually make a living from my books. And why won't you talk to me?

Answers on a postcard or used fiver. Thank you.