The Future Will Not Be Categorized

I really don't know what kind of writer I would like to be.  I honestly don't think about it too often.

If you read reviews online (and, really, there's no reason you should), I'm usually classified as a funny writer, a humor writer, wacky, zany, kooky.  It used to bother me, but I'm getting over that.  Still, the thing that comes up a lot is that I am not a terribly poetic writer.

I don't know how to respond to that.  I'm certainly not the kind of writer to pour over ever sentence and milk it ...