To Beard or Not to Beard

I don't know if anyone has noticed this--oh come on, what am I saying?

We've all noticed it.


A craze for beards seems to have seized the men. And not just any beards. Giant, frumpy, woolly pieces of carpet sticking out of their faces. I am told that the popular show "Duck Dynasty" is the cause of this insanity. I am largely unfamiliar with this show, but their influence on the men is downright unhealthy.

Many of these men are single, so they can do what they want. But what about the married ones...