A Book Better Off Not Written?

  
I can think of a better title for this book, such as, You and Your BFF: How to Make It Awkward. Or how about this: From Best Friends to Fridays Alone. Or even, Look Out! This Baby's Backfiring.

Maybe you dig the romantic comedy films featuring a friendship turned flame. Maybe you think it's about time a tome like this hit the market.

Maybe you're like me and you believe friends should be "just friends." Whichever camp you fall in, what would you title this book?