Wot I loved today: my bottom

The Man and I were watching Pearl Harbour last night. It was shit, as we had fully expected. I got bored, so I stuck my hand down the back of my jeans and cupped a buttock.

The Man, liking this, stuck his hand down my jeans and cupped the other one.

‘Your bottom is wonderful,’ he said dreamily.

‘It bloody well is,’ I agreed.

I’ve given most parts of my body a fairly hard time over the years (no longer, though!) but on one thing I have remained consistent: my bum is great.

So there you have it: my peachy bottom made me happy yesterday. Anyone else like theirs?

(I shan’t be posting a topical picture with this one.)