Okay, let’s Superbowl blog!

Here we go after the jump.

Beats Pill: Huh?

Kindle Fire: I have a Nook, so…

A Million Ways: Okay, I may check that out. And I only thought Ted was so-so.

Captain America: I know where I’M gonna be on April 4. That film is gonna rock.

Metlife: Am I the only person in the world who hates that the Peanuts characters promote Metlife?

Noah: “The Untold Story?” Pretty sure it’s been told a few times.

McDonalds: Okay, what the hell was that about? A McDonalds commercial without any actual product? Uh, okay.

Fusion: Okay, that was funny, watching James Franco “become” Rob Riggle. Still not planning to buy a Fusion, but I’ll certainly go see Franco’s next movie.

Bud Light: Ookay…this sounds interesting.

Maserati: Not sure I get what that commercial was about. I mean, yeah, it’s a car commercial, and I liked the little narrator, but I’m still unclear on what they were saying.

Doritos: I love Doritos commercials and that’s no exception.

Chevrolet: That was kind of funny. Wasn’t sure about it for a while since I wasn’t seeing the romantic attraction of a bull.

Need for Speed: I thought it was another “Fast and Furious” movie.

TurboTax: I won’t be using it, but thanks to the narrator’s voice, now I want to see “Wreck It Ralph.”

Bud Light: I don’t drink beer, but that almost makes me want to start.

Beats Music: I’m not tempted to take advantage of Beats music, but I’ll watch an episode of “Ellen.”

US: Well, Kath is immediately logging onto iTunes for the free song. Let’s see if it crashes the app.

Cheerios: Ah yes. This is the interracial family that has some conservatives bitching.

Radio Shack: Okay, THAT was great. It really was the 80s. I may actually check out Radio Shack where I haven’t been in years.

Chevrolet: That was most depressing car commercial I’ve ever seen.

Accord Sport: Eh.

T-Mobile: That was funny.

Transformers: Dragons? Really? That sounds interesting. I wonder why I’m not doing a novelization.

Volkswagon: Okay, I wanna be a German engineer.

Pistachios: Sorry, Stephen. Love you but don’t like pistachios.

Spider-Man: It’s a Marvel movie year this year.

Carmax: Love the clapping bear.

M&Ms: That was funny. Hey, did you know that JK Simmons, J. Jonah Jameson himself, is the voice of the Yellow M&M?

Coke: Boy, we’re getting a lot of commercials with patriotic songs in them. Can’t say I’m too thrilled about that.

Highlander: That’s it. I want a Highlander.

Bud Light: They’re trying to make Bud a craft beer, which it’s not.

Cherokee: I still want a Highlander.

Seinfeld: I’m definitely going to put on Comedians in Cars Drinking Coffee. Not right now.

Go Pro: THAT was cool. I’ve no clear idea what Go Pro is, but it was cool.

Mazda: Why have all the car commercials except VW and Highlander been so freaking boring?

Scientology: SERIOUSLY?

Audi 3: Finally, another funny car commercial.

T-Mobile: I’m starting to wish someone would give Tebow a contract.

Ax Peace: So body spray all lead to world peace. I can get behind that.

Chobani: Cute commercial with Mandy Patinkin narrating it. I had no idea people of that level needed to do a national commercial.

Kia: Boy, if you’ve never seen “The Matrix,” that commercial made NO sense.

Heinz: Cute.

Honda: And now Bruce Willis? Christ, how much are they paying these guys?

Budweiser: That was nice.

This isn’t commercial related, but Jesus Christ–can the Broncos just refuse to come out for the 4th quarter?

Detroit: Really? A whole commercial to tell us what a great city Detroit, which has fallen completely apart, is because it makes cars? Good luck.

Time Warner cable: I love the True Blood appearance. We can’t get TW cable, but the commercial was fun.

Coke: Adrian goes long. Very very long.