How to get friends on this thing...

You'd think "posting pics of boobs" would be answer number one, especially considering what I've been seeing around these parts (your… parts) but I asked around and there were two resounding answers (no, it wasn't the "left boob" and the "right boob"). The answers were: kittens and bacon.

I won't do it a lot. My dog Max would not have it. But since I'm feeling like the new kid on the block…

I'm just gonna leave this here.