Samit Patel Sticks Two Fingers Up (and this time he's not ordering seconds)

You remember Samit Patel. Rotund chap of Indian descent. Once took a Michelle in an ODI for England, before he was dropped – not for losing form, but for, well, having too much of a form.

Now, a lot of players would, at this point, have gone off, spent every working minute in the gym, developed an addiction to lettuce and ended up with the kind of torso that makes a golf club look fat.

Not our Samit, though. Even allowing for the fact that I was looking at him on television (which apparently...