Will write for tips

AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT 
I, LIKE MANY OF YOU, LOVE TO GO OUT TO EAT AND WITH GOOD SERVICE, I  DON'T MIND TIPPING MY WAITER USUALLY ANYWHERE FROM $5 TO $20, DEPENDING ON THE COST OF THE MEAL IT HAS DAWNED ON ME, HOWEVER, THAT A TIP JAR MIGHT BE JUST WHAT MANY WRITERS NEED TO ALLOW THOSE WE SERVE TO SHOW APPRECIATION FOR SPENDING UP TO A YEAR TO WRITE AND PUBLISH A NOVEL

THESE TIPS CAN BE USED TO BUY COFFEE OR WINE BY UTILIZING THE PAYPAL FORM BELOW    OR   NOW, FOR THE ADDITIONAL INCENTIVE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANYONE PURCHASING ME ANY BEVERAGE BELOW WILL RECEIVE A FREE  COPY OF ONE OF MY NOVELS THE E-MAIL ADDRESS YOU USE FOR PAYPAL WILL BE THE ONE I WILL SEND AN AMAZON GIFT CARD TO IF YOU WANT THE CARD SENT SOMEWHERE ELSE, OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN AMAZON ACCOUNT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ON THE PAYPAL NOTES,  AND I WILL MAKE OTHER PLANSOKAYNOW
BUY JOHNNY A CUP OF COFFEE  REGULAR $2.50 USD LATTE $3.50 USD IRISH $5.00 USD

OR PERHAPS A GLASS OF WINE
HOUSE $5.00 USD PREMIUM $8.50 USD SPECIAL RESERVE $17.00 USD

NOW, ALL THING MUST COME TO AN END, AND THIS OFFER TO SEND YOU A FREE COPY OF ONE OF MY NOVELS WILL ALSO END ON SUNDAY NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT HOWEVERNEVER FEARTHE TIP JAR WILL ALWAYS BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THIS BLOG WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYS SHOW ME YOUR APPRECIATION