WIP Wednesday: The Return of Fred

I've almost hit my stride with Fred. Having left the book at 90 words last Wednesday, I'm now at a whopping 4,578... Erm.

Maybe we should fast forward to next Wednesday.

Lily's favourite line of the week: "But even if I wasn't, you'd still be as hairy as an afghan hound wearing a wig."

Resemblance to original script: 40%

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