States and Provinces I’ve Visited (make your...

States and Provinces I’ve Visited (make your own)

Legend:

red for states where you’ve not spent much time or seen very much.

amber for states where you’ve at least slept and seen some sights.

blue for states you’ve spent a lot of time in or seen a fair amount of.

green for states you’ve spent a great deal of time in on multiple visits.

jk. this is what it is actually like. i did this because the knicks are killing the cavs right now. and i think i’ve edited a poem to the point that there’s nothing left i can do with it tonight. and i don’t think kyrie irving deserves to be an all star starter, even before this game i felt that way. jr smith seems to be getting back on track though, which is good. the game is more interesting when guys like jr are playing well. i also think it’s a shame that goran dragic and kyle lowry aren’t all star reserves this year. if i were a little kid i would totally use markers to color in all the white states and provinces directly on my screen. i don’t see how that would severely detract from user experience. i mean, no marker will completely obscure what’s happening inside the screen, right? can i do that? what would happen if i took a glass cutter to the screen and made a circle? i don’t know man. what if i wrote a book of poems called juuuust spitballin’ here? would people want to read that? would that be a poetry bestseller on spd? would people review that on the htmlgiant? the htmlgiant keeps getting sadder and sadder. i feel bad for the htmlgiant, but mostly i just feel sad for giants in general and also for html. i feel sad for giants because where are they? they must be extinct because i don’t see them. you’d think i would be able to see a flippin’ giant. i feel sad for html because what even is that. seems like a lotta hullabaloo. how do a buncha numbers and symbols make websites?!?!?! i don’t know! we’ll just hafta leave that one up to the future internet paleontologists. they’ll dig up a computer and bring it in to the lab. they’ll have to wipe off the ancient marker smears shaped like arkansas and manitoba. they’ll have theories about those markings. and deep inside the machine they’ll find secret html’s and they’ll spend their lives recreating them and figuring out what they mean. through this study, they’ll learn many things, such as: the owner of this computer has spent a great deal of time on multiple visits in that hand shaped thing and stuff like that. i don’t know, man. what does any of this even mean?