Lucy's Blog Pt. 7 – How I Stay Fit Without Exercising

So if you've followed this blog at all you know I work as a writer but also as a private detective, basically tracking down cheating spouses and that sort of thing. That has severely limited my ability to keep up the blog. So on a few days a week my dog Lucy covers for me. Here are her thoughts on exercise:

I hate exercise. It's completely stupid. I'd no sooner stand around in a gym lifting weights than you'd eat your own poop. Eating your own poop makes complete sense because it's filled...