I'm the last person you should ask for advice

I find myself suddenly in this weird position where I'm being asked for writing/publishing advice and it both thrills and baffles me every time. Never in my life did I think I would be someone people came to seeking advice, unless that advice was about some weird, hillbilly/hippy home remedy. Or maybe something IEP related. Those are always my areas of expertise and I wouldn't so much say expertise as I'd say something I kinda sorta know about and there's no one more knowledgeable to ask at t...