Polar Vortex and you

It’s cold. I’m sure you didn’t need me to post that in a blog for most of you to realize that fact. Mother nature hates us for some reason. There are many explanations being touted as the reason for the frigid temperatures. I would like to take the time to sum it up for easy reading. Possible causes of the strange weather:

Global warming
Polar Vortex
Arctic air traveling a strange path
 Anthropecene (seriously look it up)
gay marriage (double serious- Google it!)
reality TV
Miley Cyrus
The Kardashians

Let’s face it….it’s friggin’ cold out. Listen I am not a meteorologist but I am going to go out on a limb here and venture a guess regarding the cold weather.

 

It’s cold out because….

 

 

 

wait for it….

 

 

 

It’s freakin’ winter!!!

 

 

The end.