No dVerse Way Here Today!

You will get ecstatic on this dVerse day. Just wait until you see what I have to say. So many things will run through your head. You will not even be able to go to bed. Yeah, it is that good here in my hood.

Expressions you will use,
When I light this fuse,
Will come far and wide,
From every side.

No way!
You will say,
At your bay,
All through the day.

Are you kidding me?
You'll shout with glee.
Staring at me,
Like a killer bee.

Really?
No, you can't have a feely.
But you may want one,
After this is done.

Get out of town!
You sure won't frown.
It is the best.
It will pass any test.

Holy crap!
Will be shouted across the map.
You will flap,
Unable to shut your yap.

That is sick!
You'll say quite slick.
Not the germ way,
Or I'll kick you from my bay.

You are pulling my leg!
Round hole, square peg.
It can fit,
Just shove it.

Wow!
Take a bow.
You have the shortest retort,
Here at my court.

Are you ready?
The above will come steady,
From all of you,
Today at my zoo.

The cat found lots of money, so much it is not funny. The stuff is in piles everywhere. There has to be thousands I swear. I will have such good luck with enough pennies to make more than a buck. Plus they are out of print up here. I'm going to be a rich rhyming rear. What? Did you just wow at my hut? I know it is great to come to pass for my penny rich little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.