1. Dress up as a tree for Halloween or a fire hydrant
2. Give him your cheek to kiss, he might take out your neck
3. Necking is definitely out
4. Throw a stick (makes them mad-insults their dignity)
5. Invite them in on your white carpet on a rainy day
6. If they try to hump your leg-well, let them
Published on January 28, 2014 16:12