freckledtrekkie:
daddyslittlemistake:
clockworkturnip:
shickalenia:
the-skinny-hero-guy:
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
Ladies, if any of you honestly think a guy couldn’t figure out how to masturbate if granted the lady bits for a day, then you’ve been sleeping with the wrong guys, and you have my condolences.
I, on the other hand, am not the wrong guy.
Published on January 26, 2014 07:15