I Want to Send You Cookies

I’m leading this post with a photo of cat barf. I thought that was the way to go, to really grab you, you know? It’s the lifestyle blogging way. Cat barf for everyone!

It’s actually a photo of some delicious biscotti that I made this weekend, but my photography skills would never tell you that secret. Wait, is this photo better?

No? Not better? Guess I better cross, “Be next Ansel Adams, but awesomer,” off my life list. Darn.

What I really want to tell you about that cat barf is that I want to mail it to you. Not the actual cat barf. I only have a dog and four chickens, and chickens don’t even barf. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

See, one of my biggest problems with this blog is that I feel like a succubus. Not the sexy kind, either. I take-take-take and you give-give-give and I feel so incredibly awful. You leave me nice comments! You read my book! You come and hang out with me! Etc! (You tell me what “Etc” really stands for!)

For once, I don’t want to be a blogging succubus. I make no bones about loving to bake all of the glutens, but after receiving some extra awesome mail from Blogless Becky (chocolate salted caramel pretzels ZOMG we ate them in one sitting), I thought, “Hey Shalini, maybe YOU could not be a complete douchebag for once and send other people things you baked!”). Then I fell into a sugar coma and forgot and then it was another day and now I’ve brought you up to speed today.

Are you with me? No? Basically, if you are willing to entrust me with your address, I’d like to mail you fun baked goods. If you don’t eat fun baked goods, I will cry on your behalf and send you postcards and mixed CDs. Like a one-way CDP. Got it?

Okay. All you have to do is email me at readingandchickens at gmail dot com (don’t leave it in the comments! I know you know this already!). Or message me through twitter or facebook. If there are a lot of you who do this, it might take me a while to get to you, but I will get to you. I WILL.

Oh, I forgot some swearing. Fuck it all, I’ll get to you! I really want to send you things, so I hope you let meeeee. Pretty please?