I Sent My Human to the San Diego Cat Show

Quality control team present!


My human said she did not want to sell my books and cards at cat shows anymore, but I got an opportunity she couldn’t turn down! I heard that a couple of other members of the Cat Writers Association (including Zeki the Cool Cat!) were going to have a booth at the San Diego Cat Show, and I made sure she joined them!


You do know you are going to give these to us cats when you are done with them


Technically it is not in San Diego — it is at the Del Mar Fairgrounds, and it is one of the biggest cat shows on the West Coast. It is where she was last year when she saw my distant relative who now lives in Russia. I told her she had to go there this year to help make me more famous.


These cards are a little crooked


This time, my human bought some inexpensive cardboard displays. The company wanted to charge her 50 dollars to put me on them, so she made up the cards herself at FedEx Kinkos and cut them to size. I hope nobody notices that she is not the handiest person with an Xacto knife.


Yes, I know she is back there


So if you are in southern California, please stop by the San Diego Cat show this weekend and say hi to my human and Zeki the Cool Cat! And buy my books and cards!
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