THE JIG IS UP......

Okay, it was silly of me to leave it where she could see it. But it's a big poster and there aren't too many places I could display it.

I tried to explain it was just business--that by writing DOG CONFESSIONS: SHOCKING TALES FROM THE DOGHOUSE, I by no means meant to diss my puddies. But, well, she's given me the cold shoulder for an hour now.

I'll just have to bribe her with prawns and warm milk.