Whatever Your Needs--Amazon Has it Covered

I buy a lot of stuff from Amazon. Mostly normal stuff like books, boots, clothing, etc. The craziest thing I ever bought was Poo-Pourri. (Which has the best marketing video ever!) I was reading an article about Amazon and their newest idea to provide items to you before you even realize you want to order them. I've bought popcorn from Amazon, and that actually sounds like a cool idea. A few months after I order the popcorn, another jar of it arrives on my doorstep. I look at the one I ordered previously and find out that, yes, it is almost empty. Brilliant!

However, what if Amazon sent me some of the following items? Hmmm...

Disaster Body Bags  Yes. You can buy these on Amazon. With Prime shipping, if the need ever arises, you can get your order in just two days. However, here's a review from someone who likes to plan ahead: "I always keep six or seven of these under the kitchen sink and a couple in the car just in case... just in case." *Also available in blue.

I have no idea what the purpose of this Gender Neutral Asian Doll is. Can you imagine the brainstorming it took to come up with this? I mean, the doll itself might be a good idea for an under-served market, but why specify that it's gender neutral? My daughter had dolls and some were boy dolls. I don't recall any anatomical detail--we knew it was a boy because it had blue clothes.

Sky Pro Automated Window Washer system Live in a high-rise and can't stand dirty windows? Here you go! It's a bargain at just $33,000--maybe your neighbors will split the cost.

Playmobil Security Check Point Because it's never to early to introduce your children to TSA security procedures. What a fun little playset!

Canned Dragon Meat Warning! Eat at your own risk! From a review: "I was a little disappointed that there was no warning label on the can alerting consumers that after eating this that they would sh#t fire for three days. On my last trip to the bathroom the shower curtains melted and the wallpaper caught on fire, quickly spreading into the attic. I managed to throw a wet towel around my seared bottom and crawl to a neighbor's house where I called 911." 

Emergency Underpants Dispenser If the Dragon Meat gets you and you don't make it to the bathroom in time to use your Poo-Pouri, these could be the perfect solution.