The name's Palmer...Pagga Palmer!

My newest novella 'The Spy Who Bluffed Me' is now available for your kindle at the laughably low price of about £1.50. Here's the blurb :-

The name's Palmer...Pagga Palmer...

Neville 'Pagga' Palmer is an over-sexed, run-of-the-mill doorman with delusions of grandeur. Despite being terrified of his local rivals and thicker than a whale omelette he's convinced that he's a highly trained spy who is simply 'sleeping' until needed by the security services. This isn't a scenario that anyone who has ever met him would think likely...until one day an upper-class, blonde-haired spook asks him to sign the official secrets act and tells him that his services are required for Queen and country...

Bad guys beware 'cos Pagga's coming to save the world!

It features all the stuff you love about me - sex, violence, verbal abuse and all that good shit - and is currently storming up the charts* so you'd best get a copy before they sell out*.

Cheers

AR

* It's not.

* they can't sell out as it's an electronic version...