An Open Letter to Secret Santa from Dolce Dane (it’s all your fault…)

23rd December 2013

Monday was the most exciting day of the year, and even though Di tells me Christmas Day will be just as exciting, I doubt it. I know Christmas Day is the day for giving presents, but the fact is, I already know what I’m getting. Despite Di’s efforts, I’ve already seen the new red collar, the large bag of beef jerky treats and the large bone-like toy thing that Di’s got me. For some strange reason humans seem to think dogs are dumb and blind, but I’m smarter than your average...